Tuesday, April 24, 2007

GLAAD awards!

If you missed them, they are going to repeat a few more times on the gay homosexualist TV channel from CBS/Viacom called LOGO!

The homosexuals were in full force at the GLAAD awards as they awarded and rewarded their Hollywood friends and sycophants with silver and gold. Some highlights of the event that took place in four different cities:
  • sexy (according to the male homosexualists) Jamie Bamber of Battlestar Galactica presented one of the awards (fully dressed, stop thinking about the towel scene!), along with the male date of transvestite supermodel Rebecca Romijn.
  • A faux-angry speech by the fat twink from Grey's Anatomy.
  • Short stand-up by the lovely Whoopi Goldberg and crazy-hairstyle gay comedienne and asian representative Alec Mapa.
  • A touching segment with diva Patti LaBelle and Showgirl Jennifer Hudson
  • An in-person video guest appearance by ultra-conservative pundit Stephen Colbert
  • Silliness from other celebrities, has-beens and faux-celebrities
  • A down to earth segment with Martina Navratilova who finally tried a new hairstyle
  • Giant basketballer John Amaechi was trying to sound sophisticated by using big words and long sentences while actually saying really nothing (perhaps a career in politics?)
  • some of the awards seemed to have been given for political or other reasons, rather than the most deserving, but that's only my opinion. After all as a conservative 100% heterosexual (in between gay sex sessions), I can't possibly understand how they think ;-)
  • Ugly Betty won one of the awards, with a number of the cast members being on hand to receive it!
  • Rosie O'Fat won the award for best documentary (remember me talking about the political motivations behind the award choices?) for the HBO special of her family boat trip/cruise. Rosie being typical Rosie was obnoxious the whole time, almost pulling the arm of her producer out of its socket while pronouncing her "heterosexual" :-) This of course makes straight men uncomfortable because they feel uncomfortable when they see a woman be obnoxious like that. When a straight man does it, they all praise him and say "he tells it like it is", "he's keepin it real", "he speaks his mind". But if a non-straight male dares to do that, then they are loud, obnoxious, crazy, inappropriate, etc, etc.
  • Others appearing were Ben Afleck (Aflac?) talking about his "marriage" with Matt Damon, and Jennifer Anniston closing the show with a "who's praising me now" segment.

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