A Blog is not really a blog unless it contains really bad poems. So to fulfill my obligation here is a new poem!

This poem is dedicated to a GAM I met at Trader Joe


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Really Bad Poem #6
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You were touching the asparagus
when I first saw you
You were touching the asparagus
with your long, thick fingers
You were touching the asparagus
with your manly hands
You were touching the asparagus
when you said "Hi!"
You were touching the asparagus
when you asked me a question
You were touching the asparagus
when you smiled at me
You were touching the asparagus
when you stole my heart


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Deleted Scenes
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Just like movies and DVDs have deleted scenes, modern era poems have deleted scenes as well:

You were touching the asparagus
and your chi was flowing
You were touching the asparagus
and your aura was glowing