Thursday, March 31, 2005
Rules of Bottoming
The Rules of Bottoming - (in no particular order)
In case you and your date cannot decide on who is the bottom, here are some simple rules to help you reach a decision:
Different ways to use these rules
1. Each bullet gets one point. The winner is the one with the most points. Use a coin-toss in case of a tie.
2. Assign different weights to each of the above and add up the points. You can chose different tie-breakers in case of a tie.
3. A more complicated but more accurate formula: the weight of each bullet is adjusted depending on how close the numbers are within the category. Determining the weights and range of values for this is a little bit more complicated. But PhD students will find it entertaining ;-)
In case you and your date cannot decide on who is the bottom, here are some simple rules to help you reach a decision:
- Shorter one bottoms
- "Cuter" one bottoms
- Younger one bottoms
- Smallest **** bottoms
- Least Thick **** bottoms
- Skinnier/Lighter one bottoms
- One with fewer hair bottoms
- Higher pitch voice bottoms
- Least masculine one bottoms
Different ways to use these rules
1. Each bullet gets one point. The winner is the one with the most points. Use a coin-toss in case of a tie.
2. Assign different weights to each of the above and add up the points. You can chose different tie-breakers in case of a tie.
3. A more complicated but more accurate formula: the weight of each bullet is adjusted depending on how close the numbers are within the category. Determining the weights and range of values for this is a little bit more complicated. But PhD students will find it entertaining ;-)
