So I went to my local Seven Eleven (7-11) to get some unhealthy snacks the other night. Outside the 7-11 store there was a hot masc musc shaved-head inked flip faux-thug wearing a wife beater. I gave him a polite hello nod while walking by him, trying not to be rude or too obvious. He gave me a polite "sup" with his deep thuggish voice. I nodded and went in the store. There was so much good stuff inside the 711. Everything was 90% saturated fat or more! I picked up a few bags of cheetos and some chips and some sour onion dips and some guacamole and some chocolate and some sodas and some beers and some beef jerky and some muffins and some hot dogs and some ice-cream and some donuts and some twinkies and some krispy kreme and some nutella and some Frito Lays. So after I paid for my quick snacks I walked out of the store and passed by the hot faux-thug. I gave him another polite nod, and to my surprise not only he said "sup" but he also asked if I want to... [keyboard ran out of ink]